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Captain America once said, "'Twas music that soothed the savage beast." Although he was talking about his short-lived nemesis Dr. Angry Parakeet, it's just as true for animals of the human persuasion. Soothe your savage insides with today's Groupon: a ticket to any show in the Greensboro Symphony’s 2010–2011 season. Choose one of four seating options:
- $17 for one Blue-section seat (a $38 value)
- $15 for one Red-section seat (a $32 value)
- $13 for one Yellow-section seat (a $28 value)
- $11 for one Green-section seat (a $22 value)
Consult this guide to the color-coded sectional concert seating for specifics regarding the three venues.
The Greensboro Symphony’s 2010–2011 season takes participants on a Grand Tour of Europe via its Masterworks series, which begins its 12-concert lineup with the Beethoven-Brahms barrage of Vienna’s Great Exiles and ends it in spectacular fashion with Salzburg’s Genius on May 5 and 7, 2011, during which the GSO will perform Mozart’s Requiem in its entirety. In the interim, Moscow Nights will treat autumn audiophiles to a brisk buffet of Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, and Tchaikovsky on October 21 and 23 (The Russian Federation has kindly lent its moonlit hours to the city of Greensboro for this special event). Otherwise, frolic through the pop-music fields of America with any of four performances in the POPS series, which includes a Tribute to Benny Goodman on December 31 plus an eclectic outpouring of Beatles, Bee Gees, Michael Jackson, and more during Rock from Doo Wop to Hip Hop on November 20. The range of dates and times offers plenty of opportunities to air-conduct along with the masterful wand-waving of Maestro Dmitry Sitkovetsky.
The Greensboro Symphony’s mighty oak has grown from the most acornic of beginnings—its story began in the 1920s with a group of musicians at Woman's College. Over the years, the symphony has grown into a cultural cornerstone of the community, with community-outreach programs, youth-involvement events, a secret volcano headquarters, and an endowment fund. Use today's deal to endow yourself and your music-loving comrades with a rhythmic, harmonic night on the town.
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Skin-rejuvenating microdermabrasion is really just a miniaturization of the original macrodermabrasion that scientists have been using to scour the surfaces of planets since the early '60s. What are some unusual secrets that have been revealed just below the surface of some of your favorite planets?
- Saturn: Top-most layer of soil composed of 68.2% caramel.
- Jupiter: A hollow, gaseous shell beneath which there is a thriving society of super-intelligent pterodactyls sporting jaunty mortarboards.
- Pluto: Has a smaller Pluto just beneath the surface, which contains a still-smaller Pluto, all the way down until you get to the core, which is a just a golf ball with a swear word written on it in permanent marker.
- Mars: Intricate network of tunnels leading to secret Blockbuster Video locations that appear clean, friendly, well stocked, and visibly unaffected by Netflix or sadness.
- Earth: Ew, bugs!
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