Jetpack Midwest, Lindstrom

Jetpack Midwest's mission is to teach the world to fly in a totally new way: via water-propelled jetpacks that allow humans to walk on water and hover in midair without an airplane or saddled carp. Twin water nozzles blast high-pressure beams of water, elevating you up to 30 feet in the air, where you can maneuver through figure-eight turns and three-dimensional movements. In addition to their dual control arms, these flying machines can be set up with up to three high-definition video cameras, which, for an extra fee, capture each moment of weightlessness or create video resumés to send to superhero justice leagues. The Midwest location also rents paddleboards for anyone who'd rather skim atop the water than soar above it.