Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $100 value). Choose between the following locations:
Advanced Rehab and Premier Wellness Centers' massage therapists ease tension and improve range of motion through gentle manipulation of stressed limbs, soothing the joint-related ailments of their clients. Through the flowing strokes of Swedish massage or the focused pressure of deep-tissue massage, the deft fingers of massage therapists stimulate blood flow, treating muscles to fresh supplies of oxygen and smuggled packages of tournament-grade Pogs. Massages take place within a warm, quiet suite where soothing music and vibrant colors build an atmosphere of relaxation. After the one-hour massage concludes, clients receive a warm towel for sluicing away lotions or hypoallergenic substances used during the session.
1 Advanced Rehab & Wellness Center
Doctors of Chiropractic Bill Jensen and John Paul Fritz pool their wealth of knowledge at 1 Advanced Rehab & Wellness Center, where they focus on reestablishing physical and mental wellness with treatments that range from traditional chiropractic care to relaxing massage therapy. The center’s spa-like ambiance—soft music and warm towels accompany every massage—illustrates the doctors’ shared concern for treating stress as well as injuries. Though rich, vibrant colors flow along the walls and contribute to the overall impression of a tranquil spa, the doctors have taken care to stock their center with advanced chiropractic instruments that promise relief from chronic aches, sports injuries, and anxiety about botching upcoming jewel heists.