Now that pyramids are only for the wealthy, putting your own likeness on a miniature custom statue is the only way to convince future archaeologists you were once considered a deity. Immortalize yourself with today's Groupon to 1PaintMe or 1MiniMe. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $55 toward a personalized novelty painting from 1PaintMe.
- For $30, you get $62 toward a custom mini statue from 1MiniMe.
Today's Groupon is only redeemable online; shipping costs are not included and usually start at $28.91 for the New York area.
1MiniMe creates realistic, superb-quality custom bobbleheads designed from photographs of any face. Customers can send in their photos of friends, uncles, soul mates, and favorite postal workers, and 1MiniMe's skilled sculptors will hand-mold visages onto miniature figurines. The customized mug can be attached to your choice of a variety of bodies, including that of a soccer player, chef, kickboxer, and guitar player. Dolls start at $59.90, and a variety of upgrades are available, including turning your statue into a bobblehead (for an additional $14.90). Customers are sent a complete preview of the statue before purchase is confirmed, and the tiny likeness is hand-painted, dried, and shipped off, ready to be gifted, enjoyed, and benevolently poked as a voodoo doll.
1PaintMe forges customized, hand-painted portraits modeled on photographs of any person equipped with a standard human face. Paintings are devised by a bevy of experienced and adept brush-wielders, who will superimpose heads onto an assortment of body designs including The Godfather, Hillary Clinton, and James Bond. Paintings start at $49.90, and each takes 12 hours and three highly caffeinated muses to produce. Customers may request modifications during the creation process so the final product will be precisely what they desire.