Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don’t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Thank understanding cars with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a complete auto detailing at Two Guys Auto Plex in Brooklyn (up to a $175 value).

For more than 20 years, Two Guys Auto Plex’s car-wash services have kept automotives as beautiful as the day they hatched in the factory. The facility’s horseless-carriage whisperers groom cars of all sizes, pampering exteriors by gently scrubbing windows, polishing tires and rims, and exfoliating auto bodies with a complete wash and waxing. On the inside, touch-ups include the vacuuming of muck from mats and the shampooing of seats to protect their longevity. Armor All is also included to round out your speedy companion's spa-like experience.

While eagerly awaiting their vehicle's return, customers can relax and watch their speedsters being scrubbed from the compound's auto store, where walls are lined with auto-care curios and floors are held down by coffee tables. With its engine redressed and its inner beauty magnified, your four-wheeled beast will easily be able to huff, puff, and barrel through houses made of straw, sticks, or bricks.