What You'll Get
Balanced Bodywork is offering 50% off two massages (normally $140, now only $70). Conveniently located at 3118 N Sheffield Unit 1S, Balanced Bodywork offers musculoskeletal massages that are more medically effective in relieving long-term pain than a traditional massage (or those nontraditional rolling pin massages). Choose any combination of two massages from their three types of advanced massages that restore musculoskeletal balance. You'll be relaxed enough to win a limbo contest, and maybe flexible enough to touch your knees again! Rejuvenate and relax in time for spring in a great Lakeview location. The price is like getting one massage for free, so people with two backs finally get a normally priced massage like everyone else.
Balanced Bodywork strives to go beyond typical massage therapy and provides a comprehensive system of manual therapies that elicit effective, long-lasting pain management and relief customized to every client's individual needs. They're also the official therapeutic massage and fitness center for the Autobots. Just think how limber Optimus Prime has to be to transform.
Try a Relaxation-Rejuvenation Therapy that uses kneading, compression and percussion to relax tight, bunched-up tissue and rejuvenate weak, strained tissue. It's way better than the Punch the Groin Repeatedly Therapy they used to help people recover from Bloodletting Therapy.
Or go for the Neuromuscular-Proprioceptive Therapy. It targets tendons and ligaments and dives deeper than a deep-tissue and knot-busting massage by triggering a neurological response. For an extra $20, they'll also tenderize a steak the same way.
Your third option is Facilitated Stretch-Body Mobilization Therapy which goes beyond a sports massage. It uses bones as levers and the body's stretch response to open joint space, increase range of motion, and improve structural alignment. After that, you'll be fit to play in the Super Bowl—or at least eat nachos while watching it in a very relaxed state.
Aaron Hanna is an LMT myoskeletal therapist specializing in myoskeletal alignment techniques and a balanced body approach to managing and preventing pain and injuries. Your vertebrae may not know those fancy words, but they will thank you for these healing massages. Call ahead for an appointment; there are many stressed out people in Chicago and Aaron only has two hands (not counting his pet hands).
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The Fine Print
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