Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a punch card good for $444.45 worth of tire and auto services at A&A Auto Services in Burnsville.

A&A Auto Services keeps new cars in pristine driving condition and gives weathered jalopies an Indian summer through a range of car-maintenance essentials. Six tire rotations ($120) or repair work on a single ornery tire ($20) prolongs rubbery life spans, and inspections for brakes ($24.95) and battery alternators ($39.95) safeguard vehicular and humanoid internal organs alike. Change your oil six times in quick succession ($149.70), or follow manufacturer-recommended intervals to keep cars purring longer than the pets of a gentle giant who hasn’t yet realized his own strength. Drivers can also challenge their charging systems and batteries to an electrical test ($39.95).

Services can be used at once on a single six-wheeled hybrid, or they can be spread over time between multiple vehicles. Guests also receive $20 off brake services, $10 off both a transmission flush and a coolant flush, $20 off any service more than $200, and $15 off tickets to A&A’s one-man production of An Officer and a Gentleman, among other discounts.