What You'll Get
Unlike squirrels that can bury their most prized possessions under tufts of grass, most humans can’t dig deep enough into the earth to completely cover their life-size busts of Walter Matthau. Opt for aboveground containment with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get one month’s use of a climate-controlled 10'x10' storage unit, up to eight small boxes, a regular-sized padlock, and packing tape at A Mini Flex Self Storage (a $113.33 value). Today’s deal expires three months from the purchase date.
The secure cubic containers at A Mini Flex Self Storage protect life’s important possessions from the outside elements. Each 10'x10' unit is climate controlled, guaranteeing temperature-sensitive goods remain unscathed and Lilliputian rainforest ecosystems don’t take root (a $97.58 value, including locker, tax, and administration fee). Eight small boxes ($8) and tape ($2.75) keep ragtag possessions from falling into disorganized chaos, and a padlock protects the valuable cardboard that surrounds each item ($5). The on-site Sentinel Security team patrols the area in congress with secure fences and coded gate access to safeguard furniture and family heirlooms, and sheet-rocked floors and extra-high ceilings provide a comfortable sanctuary for oblong items and extra-long stilts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate storage by 8/05/11, storage expires 1 month from activation date. Reservation required; subject to availability. New clients only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.