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What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $125, you get three sessions of colon hydrotherapy at Able Body Colon Therapy, valid at locations in Nashville and Mt. Juliet (a $255 value).
Able Body Colon Therapy modernizes colon hydrotherapy, an age-old cleansing technique that gently detoxifies the body with warm water streamed by FDA-approved machinery. Within a private room, patients repose atop a treatment table for 30 minutes as a staffer inserts a small tube that trickles water into the digestive tract. As insides ditch pent-up toxins and out-of-style petticoats that line Victorian-era intestines, an odor-minimizing machine lightly pulls them from the body. Afterward, cleansed colons often show improved job performance, and the rest of the body benefits from an ameliorated ability to absorb nutrients. Hydrotherapy can also oust a slew of toxins to potentially prevent or mute an array of ailments including bloating, immune dysfunction, and joints that banshee-scream when overexerted.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.