Like gummy worms left outside, back muscles become rigid over time and increasingly sensitive to pecking from giant birds. Fortify muscles against stressful stagnation with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic-adjustment package at Active Approach Chiropractic (up to a $414 value). The two-visit package includes the following:

• An introductory appointment (up to a $257 total value), which includes:
• Initial consultation and exam (a $157 value)
• X-rays (if necessary) (a $100 value)
• A follow-up visit for treatment (a $157 total value), which includes:
• Chiropractic adjustment (a $55 value)
• Session of needleless acupuncture (a $40 value)
• Intersegmental traction bed therapy (a $30 value)
• Two B12 shots administered at either appointment (a $32 value)<p>

Employing her extensive knowledge of the neuromusculoskeltal system, Active Approach Chiropractic’s Doctor of Chiropractic, Amanda Kilian and dedicated crew unwind spinal aches and pains with chiropractic services sans medicine or surgery. During the initial session, the chiropractor will create a customized vertebral game plan after inspecting backs for troublesome spots and employing X-rays to expose elusive issues, such as tendons fishtail-braided around individual ribs. During the follow-up appointment, clients kick back as the back-mender releases stress and air pockets from diagnosed trouble spots. Then a therapeutic session atop an intersegmental traction bed bolsters mobility and shoos away stubborn pains, before a bout of needless acupuncture relaxes and reenergizes fatigued musculatures. A duo of B12 injections round out the chiropractic package, which can bestow patrons with more energy, a faster burning metabolism, and the ability to count to 12 on their hands.

Although Active Approach Chiropractic offers discounts on its Facebook page, today’s Groupon still represents the best deal available.