What You'll Get
Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack of cotton and googly eyes. Maintain your vertebral integrity with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a hydro massage (a $30 value) and chiropractic exam (a $100 value) at Active Life Health and Wellness (a $130 total value).
The staff at Active Life Health and Wellness specializes in correcting postural misalignments and relieving chronic aches. During the 15-minute hydro massage, patients lay atop a mechanical hydration bed as focused streams of water coddle their bone sheaths as gently as a tap-dancing kitten. After the relaxing water-based bodywork, one of two in-house doctors performs a thorough examination of clients' bodies to analyze spinal, orthopedic, and neurological health. The 30- to 45-minute consultation scours towers of vertebrae for factors that may be contributing to continual stress and pain, such as spinal irregularities or the fiery eye of Sauron.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.