What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 45-minute exam, including an adjustment and X-rays if needed, at Advanced Chiropractic Clinic in Niagara Falls (up to a $254 value). This Groupon expires on June 18.
Advanced Chiropractic’s team of spinal reshufflers practices chiropractic biophysics and specializes in the correction of abnormal forward head posture. New patients receive a complimentary consultation to review health history and affinity for knapsacks to determine if they would benefit from chiropractic care. If yes, an exam (a $119 value) follows and includes a battery of standard orthopedic, neurological, and chiropractic tests, such as testing reflexes and range of motion. A chiropractor interprets the results by consulting astrological charts before deciding on a postural adjustment (a $35 value) that can treat a range of issues, from recurring headaches to constipation, by directly and indirectly affecting the entire nervous system through the spine. Patients can see the results thanks to before and after X-rays, if necessary (a $100 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Extra fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.