Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of spider veins. Today's Groupon lets you reap the cosmetic benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $99, you get one VelaShape II body-contouring treatment (a $400 value) or one laser spider-vein-removal session (a $400 value) at Advanced Laser & Electrolysis, which has locations in Greensboro and High Point.
For 30 years, Advanced Laser & Electrolysis and its staff of certified specialists have lasered and contoured clients to smoother states with its bevy of body services. Evict couch-sitting cellulite with a non-surgical, noninvasive VelaShape II treatment, which harnesses light energy, radio frequencies, and plate tectonics to shrink fat cells, reducing bumpiness and contouring the figure. Those haunted by varicose veins can exorcise their femoral demons with laser spider-vein removal, which uses heat and industrial-strength trash-talking to dissolve the offending aesthetic arachnid. While both procedures are safe and efficient, the helpful staff at either Advanced Laser & Electrolysis location will willingly answer any questions. Call to make an appointment.