While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a 45-minute aromatherapy massage at Advanced Skin Spa in Poland (up to a $65 value).
The licensed professionals at Advanced Skin Spa work their mitten-fillers to tame tension and subdue stress through healing aromatherapy massages. The soothing treatment dedicates 45 minutes to wrestling aches out of their muscle abodes through smooth, gliding Swedish-massage techniques and sweet-smelling lotions and oils that are naturally extracted from herbs or floral plants. The kneading sessions not only help unravel knots, but can also be used to arrest anxiety and combat the insomnia that results from making accidental eye contact with your doppelganger.
Though Advanced Skin Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
58 S Main St.
Poland, Ohio 44514