What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an exam, standard cleaning, and x-rays (a $330 value) at Aesthetic Dentistry of Lake Oswego, located in Lake Oswego.
Aesthetic Dentistry of Lake Oswego takes a holistic approach to the care and maintenance of mouths. During the two-hour appointment, a dedicated dentist examines teeth and gums with a thoroughness normally only exhibited by Sanskrit translators. Patients’ enamel warriors undergo a rigorous cleaning to banish plaque and tartar to the back of a DMV line. A set of full-mouth x-rays helps the dentist prevent and detect diseases and cavities and aids detectives in identifying your jaw in the unlikely event it disappears without a trace.
The dutiful dentists of this esteemed practice are Dr. Larry Bowden, a cum laude graduate praised for his dedicated patient care, and Dr. Bill Osmunson, the founding director of the Comprehensive Dental Studies institute. Both practiced practitioners strive toward the cutting edge of modern dentistry with a sworn oath to maintain the delicate oral power balance between strong-willed teeth, fickle gum lines, and mouthy tongues.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice required. Must be 17 or older. Valid only for standard cleaning. Additional charges apply for additional cleaning. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.