A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a 30-minute teeth whitening treatment at Affinity Salon (a $159 value). Affinity Salon is a full-service salon offering a variety of services, licensed specialists, and a relaxed atmosphere. Affinity’s express cosmetic teeth whitening, which is similar to the Zoom or BriteSmile whitening treatments used by dentists and famous U.S. generals, brightens bite clubs by two to six levels (results depend on how white a smile is to start with, but satisfaction is guaranteed nonetheless).
Affinity Salon’s team of licensed specialists consults closely with clients to ensure they get exactly what they want out of their hair, makeup, and nail services. To complete makeovers, they also offer lash extensions and tinting, eyebrow waxing and dying, and teeth-whitening treatments.