Human's latent hunting instincts can be satisfied by aiming projectiles at static objects, such as darts at dartboards, bowling balls at bowling pins, and harsh glares at red-light cameras. Honor the hunter in you with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a bowling package for two including three games (up to a $23.94 value) and shoe rental (a $5.18 value) for two, two hot dogs (a $5 value), and two sodas (a $4.50 value) during open bowling at Airway Lanes in Waterford (up to a $38.62 total value).
The staff at Airway Lanes meticulously maintains each of the 32 lanes in its family-friendly bowling arena. After partnering up with a friend, a family member, or a playful enemy, boulder pushers encase their feet in rented shoes before heading to the smoke-free lanes, where each ball-accelerating thoroughfare boasts automatic scoring, genuine wood approaches, and AMF synthetic lanes slick enough to make a greedy leprechaun share a gold coin. Fresh hot dogs and thirst-slaking sodas provide both bowlers with enough rock-rolling fuel for Fred Flintstone–style dance-offs, and free wireless Internet access guarantees immediate high-score status updates and the ability to look up the word “frame.”
Airway Lanes' prices vary throughout the week.