What You'll Get
Just as modern medicine has removed the need for leeches, modern beauty technology has abolished the need to hold babies in front of one's face in order to appear young. Celebrate human achievement in its most beauteous form with today's Groupon: for $169, you get a single-site Dysport treatment (a $390 value) at Albany Dermatology Clinic.
Helmed by board-certified dermatologist Dr. Melinda Greenfield Albany Dermatology erases dermal erosion with the assistance of time-befuddling science. Utilizing up to 75 units of Dysport in the treatment of a single site, the procedure causes facial nerves to gradually release their vice-like hold on the muscles surrounding the frown lines, leading to a smoother, more youthful appearance. Injection typically takes between 10–20 minutes to administer, leaving relaxed recipients plenty of time to parade around town inspiring deep jealousy among self-conscious grocery-store prunes.
Dysport may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. 75 units of Dysport max per site. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.