Throughout time, hair has been evolutionarily selected to appear higher and higher on the human body, until by the late '50s it had congregated almost entirely on the head. Keep your hair from levitating away altogether with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a shampoo, cut, style, and scalp treatment at Allen Michael's Hair Salon in Clarksville (a $55 value).
Allen Michael's Hair Salon’s creative stylists landscape overgrown head forests while providing an array of other pampering services, such as mani-pedis, facial waxing, and artificial nails. The roughly one-hour mane metamorphosis starts off with a cleansing shampoo, ridding the scalp of dirt, oil, and remnants of peanut-butter-augmented fauxhawks, while a moisturizing scalp treatment graces the hair with essential oil and heat. A stylist assists each customer in finding a flattering style to inspire coiffure confidence, then trims to reveal a lush new ’do, capable of wowing passing pedestrians and low-flying superheroes.