What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a body work sampler package and a one-hour massage gift card at Alta Vista Chiropractic (a $279 value).
Alta Vista Chiropractic promotes overall wellness by eschewing simple symptom-targeted treatments in favor of a holistic approach to whole-body health. In the body work sampler package, Alta Vista's doctors examine out-of-whack spines and poor postures. The package, which spans two visits, tests flexibility and reflexes to determine the root cause of problems such as aches, pains, and searing visions of sunken cities and elder gods. X-rays may also be taken during the visit to search for hidden spinal kinks that—like the esoteric teachings hidden in _Green Eggs and Ham_—are not visible at first glance. The hour-long consultation and exam lay the findings out to patients, clearly and thoroughly explaining treatment options and doctor recommendations for follow up procedures.
Immediate achiness can be combated by the expert touch of licensed therapist Susan Coffey, who kneads away muscle pain and stress during a one-hour massage (this service may be used in conjunction with the exam, or afterwards on a separate visit). Perfect for patients exhausted after a grueling workout or uncharacteristically demanding visit to the DMV, the massage leaves previously immobilized bodies lithe and limber enough to relaunch a truncated breakdance career.
Nine DexKnows reviewers give Alta Vista Chiropractic an average rating of five stars:
- My family and I have been seeing Dr. Kurt for nearly a year now. We all had some major health concerns, and because of his knowledge and time he invests in us, we are feeling so much better. We are healthier and happier! – mama_adrianne
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Must cancel appointment by 6:00 PM on the previous business day or appointment is forfeited. New clients only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alta Vista Chiropractic
Doctors of Chiropractic Kurt Perkins and Ron Salvaggione believe that health is more than the lack of painful symptoms. True well-being stems from lifestyle choices that contribute to a balanced body. To help guide clients toward holistic wellness, they use a series of chiropractic techniques, which targets the underlying neuromuscular imbalances that can cause fatigue, chronic pain, or an inability to win a staring contest against your own reflection. Their care goes beyond alleviating current ailments, however. The doctors also help each patient understand how everyday posture and emotional states can affect overall health and how being conscious of them can help prevent the resurgence of pain.