$33 for Chiropractic Exam, Adjustment, and 30-Minute Massage at Amarillo Wellness Systems ($190 Value)

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The nervous system gets its name from its tendency to induce anxiety when disrupted, just like the circulatory system gets its name from causing the body to walk in circles when blood levels are low. Move around painlessly thanks to today's Groupon: for $33, you get a chiropractic exam, chiropractic adjustment, and 30-minute massage at Amarillo Wellness Systems (a $190 value).

Amarillo Wellness Systems soothes spines and their hangers-on with careful, noninvasive chiropractic and massage treatments. Doctor of Chiropractic Jack Mustard will begin the session by thoroughly examining the vertebral column for any signs of distress caused by postural imbalances or careless offspring stepping on sidewalk cracks. Having assessed the source of any aches, including chronic pain, he'll then apply precisely measured force to out-of-joint joints, thereby restoring the components of the musculoskeletal system to their function as unwitting pawns of the all-powerful brain. Finally, patients are delivered into the caring hands of a 30-minute session of soothing muscle manipulation. Dr. Mustard or one of his staff members will draw from a repertoire of therapeutic techniques—such as acupressure-based trigger-point therapy, deep-tissue massage, or myofascial release—to loosen tense connective tissues and make aching bags of bones feel more like Italian-leather suitcases.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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