Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six Zerona body-contouring sessions at the Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut in West Haven (a $2,495 value).
Anti-Aging Centers' be-lasered emporium of beauty services is studded with plush armchairs, warm, earth-toned walls, and friendly professionals ready to gently laser away worries with the power of body-contouring technology. A noninvasive alternative to liposuction, the Zerona body-slimming treatment is a 20–60 minute procedure that employs low-level lasers to track down excess body bulk and convert it into matter that can be released from the body naturally. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and can reduce cellulite.
The professionals at Anti-Aging Centers guarantee a loss of 3.5 inches off the waist, hips, and thighs after six sessions, or guests will receive six more sessions from the clinic for free. For bodies with BMIs of more than 30 percent, they recommend 9 to 12 sessions to achieve the same results.
The husband and wife team of Leon and Barbara Prete helm Anti-Aging Centers staff, who have spent more than 10 years shining bodies with noninvasive beams during laser treatments. Equipped with the brand-new Lipo-Light Pro and more Candela lasers than a hoarding supervillain, their nurses target hair, skin imperfections, and unwanted fat. Their skin-resurfacing sublative treatment, on the other hand, swaps lasers out for bipolar radio frequencies that delve deep into the skin to help treat wrinkles, enlarged pores, acne scars, and other issues. Prior to each aesthetic or medical treatment, staff conducts consultations, during which clients can warm their hands and shivering finger puppets around cups of complimentary tea as they forge a customized treatment plan.