Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a one-month membership (up to a $34.95 value), enrollment fee (up to a $49.95 value), unlimited tanning (a $25 value), and one personal-training session (a $45 value) at Anytime Fitness (up to a $154.90 total value) at their Plymouth and South Lyon locations. An additional, refundable $10 deposit will be required to provide customers with their 24-hour-access keycard.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and provides nonstop security. Take advantage of a one-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. A personal-training session introduces gym-goers to each machine, including the outwardly surly but secretly softhearted stationary bikes. Included nutrition guidance and a personal workout plan help keep future physiques in focus. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with one month of unlimited tanning to paint newly ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single location in Barrow, Alaska, during solar eclipses.