What You'll Get
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a three-month membership, one personal-training session, and unlimited tanning at Anytime Fitness, located on Minnie Brown Road (a $364.80 value).
Open constantly, like the front door of the Internet, Anytime Fitness lives up to its name with a schedule and survey of equipment designed to meet the needs of a vast clientele. Seven professional trainers administer one-on-one personal-training sessions, while a selection of equipment—including treadmills, ellipticals, free weights, and more—caters to workout warriors looking to shed weight in a jumping-jack flash. Today's deal also includes unlimited tanning, letting aspiring adonises blanket newly cut abs and glutes in a godlike bronze glow.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 1/17/12, membership expires 3 months after activation date. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.