What You'll Get
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon to Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness in Maple Grove. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area (up to a $699 value).
- For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one large area (up to a $2,999 value).<p>
At Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness, Dr. Don Jewell and his staff enlist Cutera CoolGlide laser hair-removal technology to fleece customers of unwanted fur. During a brief consultation, patrons single out 1 of 12 bodily areas for laser treatment. An optimal regimen of six sessions can evict squatting tendrils while also slowing hair’s regrowth, helping patrons maintain a bodily husk smoother than a billiards ball smothered in Crisco. Constant cooling mitigates the heat of intense pulsed light as it strobes over flesh of any complexion.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must use all treatments on the same area. Valid only for specified treatment areas. Not suitable for nursing or expectant mothers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness
Dr. Don Jewell oversees an assortment of alternative health treatments and laser services intended to bolster overall wellness and self-image. Chiropractic care aims to straighten misaligned spines through precise adjustments, while holistic services—including lifestyle advice and nutritional counseling—empower clients to make more informed decisions about diet, exercise, and nutritional supplements. To cultivate surface-level beauty, the clinic also performs a range of laser-aided services, such as Zerona circumference-slimming treatments.