Art of Modern Dentistry

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Skilled dental professionals whiten teeth during quick in-office treatments that yield fast results at two locations

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Promotional value expires Nov 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Must be 18 or older. Not valid for pregnant women. For best results, teeth should be cleaned within 90 days before treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a Zoom! laser teeth-whitening treatment at Art of Modern Dentistry (a $399 value). This Groupon can be redeemed at Art of Modern Dentistry's South Loop or Lincoln Park locations.

The dedicated staff at Art of Modern Dentistry combines effective tooth-tending technology with meticulous skill and precision. During the Zoom! laser teeth-whitening procedure, the shade of each patient's teeth is carefully recorded before gums are shielded by a resin barrier and the dental professional applies a thorough coating of hydrogen peroxide gel to each mouth bone. The tooth expert then unleashes a special dental UV light upon unsuspecting incisors, bathing them in poltergeist-free light beams for 8–15 minutes. After two to three rounds of resin, gel, and shine showers, captive teeth are released back into the wild effectively camouflaged for snowy winter landscapes.

Art of Modern Dentistry

The mouth doctors at Art of Modern Dentistry's Lincoln Park and South Loop offices hail from some of the top dental institutions in the country and attend to the multitudinous needs of teeth with preventive, restorative, and aesthetic treatments. As patients recline in comfy exam chairs while watching movies flash across flat-screen TVs, dental hygienists evict tartar and temporary tooth tattoos during routine cleanings. X-rays capture images of roots and jawbones that dentists can later glue to their break-room collage, and whitening procedures brighten smiles by removing coffee and tea stains. The team also performs surgical procedures, such as implanting custom-made artificial teeth.

Customer Reviews

Very friendly and professional staff. Two thumbs up!
Deanna M. · January 15, 2012
Very clean establishment. The woman who did my whitening was very sweet. I would definitely go there again.
Jennifer M. · January 15, 2012
I had to wait for almost a month for an appointment but it was worth the wait. They took care of me right away and the hygienist did a great job. Good experience overall.
Jose H. · November 5, 2016
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    3056 N Southport Ave.

    Chicago, Illinois 60657

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    South Loop

    1339 S Michigan Ave.

    Chicago, Illinois 60605

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