What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 60-minute massage at Atlas Chiropractic and Massage Center, located in the heart of the Marina District (up to a $105 value). Choose from three techniques: Swedish, deep-tissue, and pregnancy massages for expecting mothers.
Drawing on more than two decades of experience, the professional manipulators at Atlas Chiropractic alleviate achy anteriors with an array of therapeutic and relaxation massage. Banish stress to a desolate island with a soothing Swedish massage (a $90 value), which uses long, meditative strokes to stimulate the lymphatic system, increasing circulation, dispelling toxins, and deeply relaxing both body and mind. The deep-tissue massage melts away chronic tension with slow strokes and deep finger pressure that pop your most subterranean bubble-wrap (a $105 value), and the pregnancy massage helps moms-to-be weather their hormonal hurricane and brown their bun in the oven evenly (a $105 value). Atlas Chiropractic is conveniently open on Saturdays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Atlas Massage Center
Seven therapists unite a collectively huge history of training in myriad modalities of massage therapy and intuitive bodywork, which allows them to tailor their services to each client's needs. Therapists sooth away stress with gentle Swedish techniques or promote healing by applying pressure to muscles, tendons, and fascia during deep-tissue massages. The team can augment these services with add-ons such as hot basalt stones, exfoliating body scrubs, aromatherapy, or dulcet renditions of “the knee bones’ connected to the thigh bone.”