Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $13, you get an Inside n Out car wash at Auto Spa, located near General Mitchell International Airport (a $26.45 value). During each Inside n Out wash, skilled buggy bathers spruce up interiors and uncover the shiny coats of road-weary wagons, flushing out grime for hand-washed annihilation. Tested techs vacuum your roadster's every nook and cranny, right down to the dashboard and cup holders, while glass guardians erase the thumb-smeared haikus of wandering poets. Underbelly washing helps stave off rust and dislodge street barnacles. The spa’s team of auto aestheticians won’t quit before they hand-dry your steel chariot, rinse its rims, and bathe its tires in wheel bright. While sedans purr along to cleansing strokes, drivers can peruse the gift shop, surf the free Internet service, or plan a different commute route that doesn’t require gunning it full throttle through the neighbor’s tar pit.
At Auto Spa, cars benefit from more than a dozen different washes and detailing services. During the signature deep-tissue detail, meticulous technicians cleanse the exterior, polish the windows, and dress the moldings, bumpers, and wheels. Inside the vehicle, they shampoo carpets, moisturize leather, and wheedle debris from vents. Other services include a mist of air freshener, so car owners can enjoy a little bit of that new car smell without having to buy a Micro Machine factory. Technicians can also enhance the car’s performance by changing oil, mending tires, or repairing windshield cracks. Conveniently located near General Mitchell International Airport, the shop offers overnight parking for clients traveling on planes or the back of a domesticated pegasus.