The world's first day-spa owner invited clients to "experience the healing powers of this here tar pit," which was bad news for his clientele but invaluable for modern-day archaeologists. Preserve well-being without becoming permanently preserved with today's Groupon: for $325, you get a medical spa package including a 45-minute session to remove leg veins, a body Endermology treatment to reduce the appearance of cellulite, and a microcurrent facial sculpting at Dr. Burkenstock's Skin Body Health in Mandeville (a $649 value).
Dr. Burkenstock's Skin Body Health spoils budding beauties with a marvelous menu of offerings. Indulge in a 45-minute session to reduce the appearance of leg veins (a $425 value) by employing a tag team of laser therapy and an injectable sclerotherapy solution that lessens spider and varicose veins. The marathon of mollycoddling continues with a full body Endermology (a $125 value) designed to reduce unsightly cellulite while improving skin tone and slimming pliable physiques.
Forgotten faces are awakened by the microcurrent facial sculpting (a $99 value), a noninvasive treatment that reduces fine lines and wrinkles, contours the face shape, and resurfaces buried telekinetic superpowers without the hassle of cosmetic surgery. Though Dr. Burkenstock is accompanied by an elite entourage of technicians, she is the only one who performs treatments involving lasers or injections.