What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others, to painful effect. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package: a consultation with a new-patient exam (a $115 value), two x-rays (up to a $55 value), a chiropractic adjustment (a $120 value), and a 30-minute massage (a $35 value), at Azzatori Chiropractic Center, valid at the Bethlehem, Willow Grove, and Doylestown locations (up to a $325 total value).
The friendly, licensed spine specialists at Azzatori Chiropractic are committed to creating bodily harmony for all of their patients. With today's deal, a full-service session employs a variety of methods to diagnose and correct the maladjusted bone boxes within your body. During your thorough consultation and exam, you can discuss specific conditions with the doctor, who will listen and take heed before treating your treasured torso. Following the reflex and flexibility exam, you'll receive a series of two x-rays to determine your inner alignment. Armed with knowledge and sure hands, the doc will target problem joints and knots with a chiropractic adjustment, and then soothe any lingering tensions with a relaxing, 30-minute therapeutic massage. Afterward, you'll feel balanced, renewed, and at ease, ready to brave the evil office chair or model next museum season's winsome Homo erectus fashions with cool confidence.
Unlike conventional medicine, which treats the disease once it occurs by traveling back in time to prevent it, chiropractic focuses on improving health and reducing the risk of pain and illness before it happens, without DeLorean driving or quantum leaping. Azzatori Chiropractic's convenient locations come stocked with experienced, helpful doctors who are willing to answer any questions you might have, making today's deal a great opportunity for first-time visitors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Azzatori Chiropractic Center
At Azzatori Chiropractic Center, Doctor of Chiropractic Andrew Rittenhouse works to help his clients "rediscover a life without pain." Focusing on the principles of chiropractic wellness care, he and his staff use modern chiropractic equipment and technology to treat the whole body. Rather than merely treating the symptoms of health problems, Dr. Rittenhouse looks for underlying causes and offers treatments and lifestyle adjustments that promote healing and optimized body function. Clients come to him for help with a range of maladies, from back pain and headaches to allergies and asthma.