What You'll Get
Like a laminated driver’s license, a paraffin-wax casing helps hands to remain in pristine condition and consistently pass tests of authenticity. Keep arm paddles beautifully recognizable with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour massage and fifteen-minute paraffin hand treatment at Balance for Life Fitness Center in Arden Hills (up to a $93.21 value; tax included).
A nonmembership-based facility dedicated to the betterment and beautification of all its guests, Balance for Life boasts an expert crew of fitness gurus and licensed muscle melters in its inclusive, unintimidating atmosphere. Stiff-backed patrons can choose from a retinue of six one-hour massages, such as the spirit-soothing relaxation rubdown, pain-relieving deep-tissue bodywork, and the Swedish massage, which covers spine boxes with gliding strokes, robust kneads, and pore-cleansing meatballs. The natural reflexology treatment snaps fingers in the face of circulation with firm pressure application to the body’s reflexive areas, and a fully-clothed seated chair massage eases pain from shoulders, necks, and backs sporting misspelled “Mother” tattoos. Moms-to-be can indulge in a relaxing pregnancy massage. Hot stone and Thai yoga massages are not available with this offer as they are either 75- or ninety-minutes long.
Post-massage, guests can prolong their stay in the lap of luxury with a paraffin hand treatment, which submerges paws in a warm wax bath, begetting a form-fitting glove that increases circulation, improves skin color, and relieves joints. The treatment helps cast off tension and rehydrate skin, resulting in silky, soft clappers with a rich glow ideal for illuminating dingy basements and abandoned mine shafts.
Though Balance For Life Fitness Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Balance for Life
Balance for Life is a non-membership-based exercise facility where exercisers can take advantage of a staff of seasoned personal trainers. During visits, clients attend Pilates classes in an effort to strengthen cores or consult with trainers in order to achieve their personal fitness goals. The massage studio offers a place for athletes to unwind as a team of trained therapists expertly removes knots from muscles like master sailors with surprisingly kempt hands. Massage treatments include several massage modalities, such as pregnancy and deep-tissue massage.