What You'll Get
Without a bright set of teeth to guide them, clumsy tongues would be forced to navigate mouths in the dark, causing them to trip over tonsils and hard-to-pronounce words. Shine a grinning light with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three 20-minute XpresSmile teeth-whitening treatments at Bare Necessities Tanning Salon & Day Spa in Puyallup (a $199.95 value).
When the seasoned staffers at Bare Necessities aren't bronzing bodies, they're bleaching coppered mouthbones with modern teeth-whitening procedures. Harnessing the powers of the XpresSmile system, a trained practitioner will swathe gum toppers with a gentle hydrogen-peroxide gel, removing surface stains so smiles can elicit the envy of pearl-toothed oysters.
When used in conjunction with blue, whitening light, the powerful gel improves teeth discoloration 2 to 10 shades after three 20-minute sessions, all performed in the same visit. The dentally dignifying procedure whitens teeth without the use of UV light or heat, and in most cases won't increase tooth sensitivity to temperature or Old Yeller. Call ahead to make an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; required 48hr in advance; subject to availability. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.