Before baseball, there was mace-maul, a medieval sport in which players wore chainmail uniforms, no-hitters were a bad thing, and each team’s disabled list was much, much longer. Support a more civilized sporting event with today’s Groupon to Baseball City. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a three-month All Star Club membership (a $59.97 value).
- For $59, you get a six-month All Star Club membership (a $119.94 value).
- For $99, you get a one-year All Star Club membership (a $199 value).
All Star Club members can boost both their athletic abilities and cash flow by brandishing Baseball City’s modern equipment and by enrolling in classes at discounted rates. Budding MVPs bloom under the warming glow of several clinics, which impart lessons in hitting, fielding, pitching, and flagging down wandering peanut vendors. Resident trainers also host private sessions to give players the extra attention they need to excel at duet singing. Even without enrollment in lessons, members and their families benefit from unlimited use of the training area, a 10% discount in the pro shop, and the right to reserve batting cages in advance to prevent paraphrased renditions of “Who’s On First.”