Although 94% of the ref’s calls are incorrect, confronting him at his son's birthday party is illegal. Give sportpinions their proper venue with today's Groupon: for $5, you get your choice of burger and fries at Bernard’s Tavern (up to a $9.95 value).

The chefs at Bernard’s Tavern grill up a menu of classic tavern fare garnished with twists of modernity. Shout about floundering footballers while munching on one of the nine burger specialties, including the spicy half pound Bernard's banana pepper burger ($9.95) and The Gobbler, which dresses a ground turkey patty in a suit of brie cheese with a matching sliced apple hat ($9.95). Hungry guests can invite the Fiesta burger's pepper jack cheese, avocado, and jalapeños to party with their teeth and taste buds ($9.95), then shove their green thumbs into a locally sourced Luna veggie burger ($9.25) before shaking the hand of every farmer who grew its ingredients.

Bernard's Tavern practices the burger buddy system by pairing each of its patties with one order of its five different fries—regular, house seasoned, Cajun, ranch, and sweet-potato spuds. The tavern often hosts karaoke nights and lost holidays; check the calendar for details.