Burger buns carry a large responsibility, charged with keeping condiments from leaking while crumbling at precisely timed intervals on excursions into witch-infested forests. Let a trailblazing bun guide you with today's Groupon: for $3, you get the Principal burger at Bernie's Burger Bus (a $7 value), served at two locations. This Groupon can also be used for $7 toward a higher-priced burger.
Bernie's Burger Bus slings out a bevy of all-natural, scratch-made burgers crafted from daily-ground, organic, grass-fed Black Angus beef and slathered in homemade condiments. The Principal burger is a savory take on the classic American favorite, packed with freshly fashioned mayo, mustard, and ketchup under heaps of pickles, onions, lettuce, and slow-roasted garlic tomatoes. Tasty electives, such as local Texas cheddar, bacon, and Bernie's signature Tipsy caramelized onions ($1 each), help individualize burgers and provide the materials necessary for making edible smiley faces. Those looking for a bigger bite can put their Groupon toward the colossal Detention burger, a disciplinary duo of applewood-bacon-grilled-cheese sandwiches bookending two beef disks ($15).
Though not included with today's deal, Bernie's Burger Bus slings out an array of extras, including hand-cut french fries and truffle-laced fries smothered with parmesan, green onions, and organic love.