Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough spinning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of casual cuisine and drinks at Bertoni's Brick Oven Pizza & Lounge in North Miami.
Bertoni's tunes tongue knobs to tastier frequencies with its menu of pizzas, paninis, pastas, and South American fare. Placate persnickety stomachs and dolphin dinner guests with slices of the putanesca, topped with black olives, capers, anchovies, and red-chili flakes ($12.50), or the smoked salmon, which mingles mozzarella with gregarious gobs of cream cheese, smoked salmon, and capers ($13.50). Incisors can scale the meaty foothills of ham-and-cheese empanadas ($2) or the chori-campo appetizer ($8.50), and handheld hungerers can find solace in the hallowed-mozzarella halls of the caprese panini ($8.95).
Bertoni's complements its cuisine with an upscale, noveau-vintage atmosphere, with brightly painted chandeliers and oversized artwork scaling steely hued walls. Outdoors, diners can cozy up on the patio to enjoy a meal or a friendly conversation about rapidly approaching rogue satellites.