Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they'd always have somewhere to hang their hats. Save yourself the grooming time and hang your stetson the modern way with today's Groupon: for $395, you get an all-inclusive four-day, three-night vacation package for two adults and up to two children at Presidente Los Cabos Resort (a $790 value) in San Jose Del Cabo, Mexico.

The sweeping greenery of the Presidente Los Cabos Resort's immaculately groomed grounds flow right up to the sun-soaked beaches of Los Cabos, bestowing the sumptuous rooms, multitude of restaurants, and thrilling activities with stunning vistas. After enjoying an effortless shuttle ride to the hotel, guests luxuriate for three nights in the resort's elegant suites, enjoying a standard of comfort more splendidly extravagant than a champagne-filled waterbed with caviar pillows. The resort regales guests with nightly live entertainment, water sports, along with Spanish and arts-and-crafts classes for children. Buffet and à la carte dining options, including a special VIP tour, the breezy California fusion fare of Napa, and local delights at Frutas y Flores, wrap taste buds in cloaks of flavor lavish enough to make Louis XIV blush.

Freshly bronzed visitors spend days splashing in the sparkling sapphire pool, sweating at the outdoor sports facilities, and sipping ice-cold libations at the swim-up bars. Trick stubborn muscles into relaxation with a visit to the 24-hour gym or score discounts at area attractions, leaving the little ones to organize internationally sanctioned games of Marco Polo under the watchful eye of the resort's baby sitters.