What You'll Get
All hands and feet require regular maintenance, except for permacured toes and the Hamburger Helper glove, which is immortal. Take care of what you actually have with today's Groupon to BienEstar Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a spa mani-pedi (a $70 value).
- For $19, you get a manicure with acrylic nails (a $40 value).
At BienEstar Massage, professional nail technicians skillfully shape and smooth paw tips. The spa mani-pedi features two hours of digit pampering complemented by a complimentary beverage and snacks. After feet are adequately soothed by a warm-water tub and hands are adequately handled by a warm-handed handler, dry skin is sloughed off with your choice of exfoliation treatment. Fresh polish delivers decadent shine to talons and toe tips, making them the envy of butterless frying pans everywhere, and a paraffin wax treatment softens skin so that hands can slip into diamond rings without scuffing the metal. Clients opting for a 90-minute acrylic nail treatment receive the same spa manicure, complete with refreshments, but digits are dressed in acrylic helmets to offer extra protection against hungry hippos at petting zoos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for current members. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.