What You'll Get
The human body is like a banana: its essence lies far beneath the skin, and it can cause people to trip if left lying on the floor. Get past the peel with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $300 worth of any chiropractic services deemed medically appropriate at Bissland Chiropractic.
A healer with more than 25 years of experience, Doctor of Chiropractic James Bissland is a spinal samurai who does honorable battle with a wide variety of aches, pains, and stresses. Appointments begin with a complimentary consultation to assess the guest’s health needs and lottery-winning strategies. If needed, x-rays ($100–$200) can reveal what lies beneath, and several forms of diagnostic examination ($70 each) give a more thorough picture of the issues that might be causing trouble for patients. The moire contour analysis looks for spine misalignment and musculoskeletal distortions, and the postural analysis helps patients finally meet the height requirement for the dragon coaster.
Once underlying problems have been identified, patients can seek relief in the form of spinal adjustment ($45 per treatment), physiotherapy ($30 per treatment), or mind-occupying Boggle tournaments. Dr. Bissland also performs meridian therapy in the form of electrical acupuncture and the similar ear-focused auriculotherapy. A chair massage ($30) soothes away aches and pains, turning turbulent oceans of stressed body muscles into seas of tranquility.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 6 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Consultation required for new customers. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.