Like children, flowers are not born with romantic aptitude but must learn it from a lifetime of listening to the whispered sweet nothings of amorous bees. Pollinate relationships with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of flowers and gifts from Blooms by Home.

Overgrown with alluring gifts, Blooms by Home specializes in handcrafted flower arrangements, plants, and gift baskets that commemorate occasions of all types. Artfully shaped into picturesque petal explosions, arrangements can be selected based on occasion, color, and senior-prom theme. Induce fits of cheerfulness with the royal purples of the vased violets ($39.95) or the It's Your Sunny Day(http://bloomsbyhome.com/it-s-your-sunny-day.html) box, which sprouts golden daisy poms and white carnations ($49.99). Crafted from mini carnations and poms, the mouthwatering birthday flower cake ($39.99) incites sensory confusion not seen since the invention of hamburger perfume. Or choose to bestow an edible treat with gift baskets such as the All Fruit Basket ($79.99) and the Junk Food Birthday Wish , brimming with cookies, chocolates, and a keepsake mug ($75.95).

Same-day deliveries of fresh-made arrangements are available, and are free of the cumbersome cellophane wraps and flimsy boxes that account for most blossom midlife crises. Customers needing floral advice can reach an expert petal pal by phone 24 hours a day to aid in bouquet customization.