After scientists revealed UFOs were actually full-grown tortillas, people everywhere filled swimming pools with guac and beans to catch and dissect the floury creatures. Nab a tender baby disk with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of dinner fare at Blue Agave Southwest Grill & Bar in Oshkosh.

Blue Agave boasts a menu chock-full of Western-inspired grill fare. Commence a zesty supper with mini tortitas, a twist on burger sliders dolloped with cool guacamole ($8.99). An entree of buffalo-chicken fajitas drizzled in mango habanera and donned with crunchy jalapeno rings ($13.99) or a pecan-crusted Maryland-crab-cake sandwich coated in chipotle ranch and salsa ($8.99) top off empty stomach space otherwise occupied by freeloading ramen noodles, accompanied by an arsenal of comforting south-of-the-border sides and meal garnishes, such as seasoned fries, pico de gallo, and John Wayne's salty yet ever so manly tears. Satisfied guests can lean back and sip a tequila sunrise ($3.99), domestic and imported beer ($3–$5), or a chalice of vino ($5.50) poured from Blue Agave's loaded cache of libations.