The first clothing was composed of fig leaves and quickly went out of style when clothiers began cultivating designer fig leaves. Celebrate the evolution of designer style with today's Groupon for BodyTrends BoutiQue in Stonebriar Mall or The Village. Choose between two options:
• For $50, you get $100 toward designer fashions.
• For $250, you get $500 toward designer fashions.
The fashionistas at BodyTrends BoutiQue wrap bodies and adorn appendages in designer style, curating an ever-changing selection. Multicolored Crystal Avenue chandelier earrings ($25) cascade down from formerly bare lobes with all the luminescence of a real chandelier, but little of the weight. Sandals with rhinestones ($30) provide feet with summery fashions, Helen's Heart pumps ($40) add some trendy height, and Blue Elegance and Big Buddha purses cocoon wallets and stolen receipts in a chrysalis of style. Vocal, PaperLace, and RYU casual wear breaks the monotony of mundane days with dramatic bravura. Gowns abound, including the Johnathan Kayne pageant and prom collection; embrace evening style by applying your Groupon toward a Musani couture white gown festooned with beading ($887.50), perfectly suited for elegant soirees, first impressions on potential bosses, or moshing in the produce aisle.
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