Roughly 85% of New Year’s resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Get fit and motivated with today’s Groupon to BodyXchange Fitness Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a two-month fitness package (a $545 total value), which includes the following:
- One fitness assessment with a certified trainer (a $75 value)
- 12 30-minute personal-training sessions over the course of one month (a $250 value)
- Two months of unlimited gym access (a $120 value)
- A nutrition program (a $100 value)
- For $49, you get three consecutive months of unlimited tanning (a $105 value).<p>
A 5,000-square-foot gym and personal training studio, BodyXchange Fitness Center motivates physiques to look, feel, and function at their very best. Certified trainers greet new clients with a fitness assessment that’s useful for setting goals, measuring progress, and discovering hidden thumb-wrestling skills. By pairing time-tested exercises with exercise-science training and new fitness activities designed by the American College of Sports Medicine, trainers help clients of all skill levels melt fat and build lean, toned muscles during 30-minute workouts. The professional fat fryers also demonstrate exercises as they build custom routines for each client, emphasizing proper form to maximize each move’s effectiveness and prevent injuries. In the gym, participants can practice what they’ve learned by utilizing a sinew-strengthening arsenal of push sleds, battling ropes, kettlebells, and cardio equipment stationed in front of a movie screen. Today’s Groupon also includes a goal-specific nutrition program that teaches clients which foods encourage the body to take on a svelte shape and which prompt it to morph into a motorcycle.
With three months of unlimited tanning services, guests can highlight newly defined muscles in their favorite shade of bronze. Each standup tanning booth burnishes the skin for 8–12 minutes, coincidentally the same time it takes to bake a frozen burrito to a perfect medium rare.
Highly educated trainers—each of whom has a bachelor's or master's degree in exercise science—help clients at bodyXchange fitness tone their bodies and transform their lifestyles with nutrition and exercise programs. Rows of dumbbells weighing 5–135 pounds ring the walls of the 5,000-square-foot gym, where members can swing kettlebells, push sleds, or struggle with a 550-pound tractor tire as well as pumping iron on more conventional Hammer Strength and Icarian strength-training machines. Life Fitness treadmills, stationary bikes, and other cardio equipment populate a separate theater, where wall-hung plasma TVs keep minds busy as bodies sweat and mouths hum the theme to Chariots of Fire.