Like a potato, the human body not properly mashed and moisturized will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Fluff and butter your body properly with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 30-minute aromatherapy massage and ginger and sea salt foot soak (a $60 value) at Bohemia Healing Spa, located in the historic Delano district.
Owner Cassie Hardenbrook is a certified massage therapist dedicated to full-body wellness with a soft, naturalistic edge. The Summer Solstice package relieves bodily tension with a soothing massage and foot soak while relaxing the mind with a blend of sweet tastes and fragrances. As you cradle a cup of fragrant white peach tea, your feet will frolic like friendly axolotls in a therapeutic, detoxifying crushed ginger and sea salt footsoak. After 15 minutes, when hooves have reached a state of glorious jellification, you'll receive a 30-minute mandarin, ginger, and coconut aromatherapy massage. Administered by the hands of a trained therapist, the massage will melt muscular tension and awaken the lymphatic system while scooping stress from all its strongholds. Your mind will flutter to a realm populated only by delicious scents and soft, hypoallergenic kittens playing tiny ukuleles.