Though barbecue sauce can be used to power tractors or grease slip 'n' slides, it’s best for making beans sing and chickens dance. Start a party on the tongue's floor with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of gourmet barbecue sauces and spices from Kentucky BourbonQ online.
Kentucky BourbonQ’s selection of barbecue sauces and spices envelops meat in edible embraces. Owners Tracy and Shane Best, who sport more than 20 years of industry experience, personally developed their slew of savory sauces and invite thrill-seeking taste buds to try Pappy’s Moonshine Madness ($6.99), which coats throats with heat that threatens to draw nearby fire-stomping rhinoceroses. For carnivores who prefer milder concoctions, Pappy’s Barbecue Sauce for Sissies ($6.99) maximizes taste and minimizes spontaneous tears. Allow pork chops or turkeys to frolic in the tasty Bear Claw Herb Spice ($3.99) before grill time, or add Bear Claw Chile Powder ($3.99) to the pot to inspire frenzied scooping.
All of Kentucky BourbonQ's sauces are bottled in 375-milliliter whiskey flasks that make surreptitious sauce sipping more socially acceptable. In addition to the arsenal of flavorful edibles, Tracy and Shane outfit cooks with a line of politically incorrect aprons and T-shirts.