People balance books on their head for two reasons: to improve posture and to keep their book bags free for smuggling hermit crabs out of kindergarten classrooms. Straighten out your back with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a wellness-services package at Bridge Chiropractic on NE 20th Avenue in Vancouver, Washington (up to a $570 value). This package includes the following:
- Consultation (a $50 value)
- Exam & nerve scan (a $150 value)
- X-rays, if necessary (a $150 value)
- One chiropractic session (a $100 value)
- 60-minute massage (a $75 value)
- Lumbar home-support kit (a $25 value)
- One intro HCG weight-loss class (a $20 value)
Exam and nerve scan includes:
- Posture check
- Thermal scans
- sEMG scans
- Pulse-wave scans
- ROM studies
Dr. Paul Reed of Bridge Chiropractic and his trained staff fine-tune physiques of any age with modern chiropractic equipment and services. During a thorough consultation, Dr. Reed determines current ailments before performing an in-depth exam to pinpoint the cause of aches. A posture check inspects the spine's curvature and ability to give piggyback rides to redwood trees, and modern scanners seek out ne'er-do-wells in the spine and nervous systems. For those in need, digital x-rays will be snapped for a deeper view of the body's inner workings.
After thorough back assessments, posterior professionals will employ the test findings to perform a chiropractic exam, which strives to unkink tangled spines with a gentle adjustment and spinal-rehab techniques. Then, a licensed therapist's hands glides in figure eights across skin rinks during a 60-minute massage. To prevent backs from slouching like Michelangelo's David when no one is looking, visitors can use the lumbar home-support kit and drop into the intro HCG weight-loss class, which informs attendees on the injectable hormone's rumored ability to cinch inches. Click here for informative articles on Dr. Reed's blog.