Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it's perpetually summertime is tattooing sunglasses on everyone's faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today's Groupon to Bronzed Image Tanning, redeemable at all five locations. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get one month of unlimited Level 1 tanning sessions, limited to one session per day (a $57 value).
- For $29, you get one month of unlimited red-light-therapy treatments (a $99 value).
Bronzed Image Tanning darkens and de-blemishes human hides with an arsenal of sun-imitating technology and non-UV machines. Patrons may perk up their pigments with a full 30 days of tanning from a Level 1 bed, which effectively brown birthday suits while eschewing the scalding sands and woefully inedible jellyfish associated with the beach.
Patrons seeking dermal revamping may opt for the red-light-therapy treatment. This safe, NASA-developed service showers the skin with non-UV infrared photons, which bolster collagen production, boost the skin’s anti-aging properties, and diminish the appearance of stretch marks, acne, and bullseye-shaped birthmarks.