Your feet have felt neglected ever since you started walking on your hands, and your hands have been jealous of your feet ever since you sold your fingers to pay for university. Reunite these extremity enemies by pampering them both with today's Groupon: for $28, you get $62 worth of nail and waxing services at Buff Nail Lounge, located on Front Street East.

Illustrating its devotion to maintaining an immaculately clean environment inside and out, Buff Nail Lounge emphasizes natural products. Opt for an array of waxing services ($10–$55) and designate an area for one of Buff's experienced aestheticians to overthrow hair dynasties and sanction smoothness. With the salon’s basic mani-pedi service ($55), nails are filed and shaped, cuticles are well cared-for, and bad skin is banished to an island in the South Atlantic during this relaxing and revitalizing treatment. Appendages soak in a cleansing bath while a massage eliminates the stress that your hands and feet have been hoarding since the stress harvest. At treatment’s end, Buff Nail Lounge’s attentive aestheticians apply the salon’s namesake polishes, made without the harsh chemicals formaldehyde and toluene to help keep keratin caches healthy. Feel free to mix and match wax and nail services, pampering hand or toe talons separately before unleashing a fury of waxen Valkyries on a hirsute brow ($15) or Bikini line ($25).

Buff Nail Lounge’s focus on health goes beyond the hands and feet of its customers—the salon keeps a condition of cleanliness that inches towards godliness, though without the ability to manipulate time and space. Work stations are disinfected before each treatment, with all instruments and tools sterilized after use, and all employees regularly use hand sanitizer. Though borderline-obsessive, it makes for a healthier environment, and, hence, happier hands, and hence hence, happier sand castles at the beach.