Regular facials often lead to a glowing complexion, compliments from total strangers, and the ability to purchase Happy Meals without a fake ID. Retaste the cuisine of childhood with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 75-minute hydrating facial with a paraffin treatment at Buffie & Co. Salon Spa (a $60 value).
Buffie & Co. Salon Spa extracts the natural beauty from pores by employing the able hands of an expert aesthetician. The 75-minute hydrating facial feeds thirsty faces with the moisture needed for epithelium to sing in visual vibrancy and scare facial dandelions into golf-course retirement. A friendly facialist sloughs off dead skin cells before a relaxing paraffin treatment surrounds sensory switchboards with a warm, cloudlike wax that leaves skin smoother than a baby genius with a Portuguese accent. Clients can finish their voyage through Zenderland by relaxing in plush black leather chairs with a cup of fresh coffee.