Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Show off your commendable moral compass thanks to today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam ($71), bitewing x-rays ($69), and regular cleaning ($71) at Carolina Dental Arts (a $219 total value). This Groupon is valid at your choice of two locations in Raleigh: New Bern Avenue or Brier Creek Parkway.
At Carolina Dental Arts, patients can spiff up their mouth bones with lustrous sheen while ensuring dental health thanks to an experienced staff of tooth experts. Each visit begins with a dental exam to thoroughly probe chompers for signs of decay, fractures, and fossil fuel reserves, while a series of x-rays scans each tooth’s enamel-protected innards to check for nerve damage and buried treasure. Next, a regular cleaning meticulously removes plaque and tartar while helping patients decrease the chance of developing cavities, gingivitis, and gum disease. Dental maintenance should be performed every six months and comes in handy for making a good first impression, just like strong hand shakes and wide-eyed, unceasing eye contact.
This Groupon is valid for new clients only.